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"There were hoots of laughter as we listened to her often outrageous slant on life and stories of her experiences and advice.
Her talk ended with a rousing round of applause; everyone commenting on their enjoyment of such a wonderful speaker. After more than 36 years
Lady Crabtree is still wowing audiences . What a wonderful ending to 2014, with smiles all round."  KINGSTON WI

Based in the Sussex town of Eastbourne, Lady Crabtree can add a touch of comic class to any event. And if you are looking for a performer without bad language, vulgarity or profanity, then her genteel style of humour may be just what you're looking for and Lady Crabtree is ideally suited to the more mature audience. For a Club, Group or Society meeting, her talks are ideal.

For special occasions the talks can be presented with a lunch or afternoon tea at the AA four-star Langham Hotel, Royal Parade, Eastbourne - perfect for your 'annual' outing or Christmas get-together.

Lady Crabtree undertakes many individual events... making a witty speech for a particular function; opening fetes and fairs; surprise presentation speeches for a retirement or a special birthday geared towards an individual.


For Variety Shows or concerts, Lady Crabtree can act as hostess or appear as a stand-up comedy spot within the show.

EMAIL:  CONNIE@LADYCRABTREE.CO.UK

Lady Crabtree has entertained many organisations,
including most recently:

Active Leisure Club (x 2)
Adur East Lions Club
After 8 Club, Burwash
ChatterBex Club, Bexhill
East Preston Floral Club
Go-Getters Women's Club, Uckfield
Gildredge Park Ladies' Bowls Club 
Gildredge Park Bowls Club
Hampden Park Bowls Club
Past Rotarians

Royal Eastbourne Golf Club, Ladies' Section 75th Anniversary Dinner
Langham Ladies' Lunch Club (x 6)
Polegate Ladies' Circle (x 2)
Arthritis Care
Parkinson's UK, Worthing branch

Royal National Lifeboat Institute (x 3)
St John's Guild (x 2)
Polegate Tuesday Fellowship (x 2)
Christ Church with St Philip (x 3)
St Wilfrid's Church, Pevensey
Saffrons Ladies' Club
Sidley Friendship Club
Polegate Wine & Social Club
Eastbourne Cardiac Support Group (x 2)
National Federation of Royal Mail & BT Pensioners
Friends of the Devonshire Park Theatre (x 2)
Friends of Clapham & Patching Churches
Inner Wheel President's Night
Edwards Coaches lunches (x 4)
Community Wise Ladies' Group
Sovereign Rotary Club
Gables Court (x 2)
Pevensey Bay Wives Group
Carers for People
Civic Centre, Telscombe Cliffs
Buxted Court, Buxted
Eastbourne Area Epilepsy Group
Under Ground Theatre, Eastbourne
Concentus Chorale
St Michael's Hospice, Hastings
St Wilfrid's Hospice, Eastbourne
Heathfield Trefoil Guild
Queen Alexandra Cottage Homes, Eastbourne (x2)
The M.O.R.E Club
Catenian Association
Anderida WI
Butts Brow WI
Castle Group WI (Ringmer)
Catsfield WI
Cross-in-Hand WI
Crowborough Centenary of WI in Sussex
Crowborough Vale WI
Durrington WI Group Meeting
East Grinstead Meridian WI
Fairwarp WI
Ferring WI

Harbour WI - Women's Institute 100th Anniversary
Harbour WI - Queen's 90th Birthday
Herstmonceux WI
Jevington & Filching WI 60th Anniversary
Kingston WI
Langney WI
Lewes Group WI Spring meeting
Lewes Westgate WI
Little Common WI
Meads WI (x 2)
Patcham WI
Polegate WI
Regency Group WI
Robertsbridge WI
Southdown Group WI Spring meeting (Hove)
Southdown Group WI Spring meeting (Mile Oak)
Sovereign WI
Telscombe Cliffs WI  80th Anniversary
Westham WI
Willingdon WI

Wivelsfield WI
Bexhill Horticultural Society
Meet & Greet Group for Carers (x 2)
The Twenty-Ten Club, Little Common
East Dean Village Hall Trust (x 2)
Lioness Annual Conference 2015
Bexhill 100 Motoring Club (x2)
Bexhill Down Townswomen's Guild 50th Anniversary  (x2)
Devonshire Park Townswomen's Guild (x 2)
East Blatchington Townswomen's Guild
Meads Afternoon Townswomen's Guild
West St Leonard's Townswomen's Guild
Meads Ladies' Circle (x 2)
Hastings & Rother U3A
Meads U3A

Coffee Corner
Oddfellows Friendly Society (x2)
Barclay's Spread Eagle Club - Brighton branch (x 2)
Barclay's Spread Eagle Club - Eastbourne branch
Eastbourne Spread Eagle Club

Healthy Living Centre, Worthing
Little Common Community Association 70th Anniversary
Little Common Horticultural Society

Maples Care Home, Bexleyheath
The Hawthorns, Eastbourne (x3)
Active Leisure Club, Little Common
Riverside Club, Lewes (x2)
Ladies Executive Club, Rochford
Ladies Who Lunch, Bexhill
Ladies Who Lunch, Rustington
Cardiff Ladies' Lunch Club
Hydro Hotel Ladies' Luncheon Club
Stratford Ladies' Lunch Club, Stratford-Upon-Avon 
Harbour Friends 
Sidley Friendship Group
Sovereign Harbour Yacht Club (x2)
Hydro Hotel, Eastbourne
Pevensey Castle Masonic Dinner
Eastbourne Masonic Friendship Club
Devonshire Club
Cranbrook Business Association
National Association of Flower Arrangement Societies 
Sainsbury's Veterans' Association
East Preston Festival
Cooden Beach Golf Club
Birthday and Anniversary lunches/teas/dinners
etc etc


Has appeared in stage shows such as:
NOT The Royal Variety - St Philip's Hall, Eastbourne
Dowagers Reunited - St Philip's Hall, Eastbourne
The Good Life Show - Winter Garden Theatre, Eastbourne
Oh Lovely! What A War!  - Under Ground Theatre, Eastbourne
Lady Crabtree & Friends: A Morning at the Music Hall - Under Ground Theatre

Spoken at special Birthday and Anniversary Celebrations:
Lois Hughes's 75th Birthday Tea, Langham Hotel
Ann Bangert's 80th Birthday Lunch, Sussex County Cricket Ground, Hove
Joyce Barrette's 80th Birthday Tea, Langham Hotel
Maureen Bunclark's 80th Birthday Lunch, Cooden Beach
Sandra & Stuart's 40th Wedding Anniversary Lunch, Langham Hotel
Jill & John Hughes' 45th Wedding Anniversary Lunch, Seaford
Shirley & Colin Nash's 60th Wedding Anniversary, Cumberland Hotel
Doris Gardner's 95th Birthday Lunch, Horsebridge
30th Anniversary of St Wilfrid's Hospice, Eastbourne
50th Anniversary of Bexhill Down Townswomen's Guild
50th Anniversary of East Preston Floral Club
75th Anniversary of Royal Eastbourne Golf Club, Ladies' Section
80th Anniversary of Ferring WI 
80th Anniversary of Telscombe Cliffs WI
90th Birthday of Her Majesty the Queen, Harbour WI
100th Anniversary of WI in Britain 1915-2015
100th Anniversary of WI in Sussex 1917-2017

For a musical entertainment, with the songs of Novello, Coward, Gilbert & Sullivan, etc, Lady Crabtree
has been joined on stage by soprano Dame Margot Hamilton

Future bookings include:

Burwash Ladies Group
Cardiff Ladies Lunch Club
Crowborough Evening Townswomen's Guild
Crowborough Wolfe Bowls Club
Eastbourne Rambling Club
East Preston Festival
Fryern Ladies Probus Club 
Hailsham & District Flower Club
Ham Manor Golf Club, Angmering
Horsham Flower Club - Emerald Anniversary
Willingdon Flower Club - Emerald Anniversary
Ladies Who Lunch, Highwoods Golf Club
Mannings Heath & District Horticultural Society
Midhurst Gardening Club
National Association of Occupational Pensioners
Pevensey Area Gardeners Club
RAF Association, Hailsham
RNLI
Rustington Society of Floral Art
Sainsbury's Veterans Association, Bexhill
Sainsbury's Veterans Association, Crawley
Sandhurst Friendship Club
Shadara Hartley & District Active Retirement Association
Sidley Friendship Club
Tuesday at Friends, Brighton
West Chiltington Arts Theatre Club
Angmering Green WI

Chiddingly WI
Durrington WI Group Meeting 2018
East Preston Lashmar Ladies WI
Ferring WI
Ferring Downs WI
Findon Village WI
Forest Row WI
Hastings Ore WI
Hellingly WI
Mannings Heath WI
Meads WI
Polegate Sundowners WI
Rushlake Green WI 
Rustington WI
Warnham WI - 100th Anniversary
West Adur WI
Meads Ladies Circle
Mayfield Bonfire Society

Oddfellows Society
Battle & District U3A
Crowborough U3A
Pembury U3A
RAF Lunch, Arundel
RAF Association, Hailsham
Wooden Spoon Charity Lunch, Hastings
40th Anniversary Show, Underground Theatre
Forum Society, Hove, 60th Anniversary
60th Birthday, Arundel
70th Birthday, Uckfield
80th Birthday, Hydro Hotel
Hydro Hotel private functions
Langham Hotel private functions
St Wilfrid's Hall, Pevensey